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Comment by Kassie on May 10, 2011 at 5:41pm

Dear Men,

Yes you. All of you. We need to talk.

Allow me to bring something to your attention, if I may. That being the problem of how you sit. Everywhere you are, you always seem to sit in the same way: with your legs spread widely apart; whether on the tube, in an office, or in that coffee shop in Soho last week, where you distracted me from my writing a post on my blog.

Here’s the thing: unless we are going to have sex, I really must ask that you keep your legs together - it would be hugely appreciated if you could. Don't get me wrong: I quite like seeing a man with his legs splayed when he is sitting down, but that, you see, is where problems arise (possibly literally, but we'll come to that later).

I like to think I am aware of the reasons why men might recline in this manner; if I had a penis I would probably sit that way too, so as to allow my crotch some space to breathe (and protect future generations with my virile sperm). I imagine, being a bloke, it is quite comfortable spreading one's legs apart: it certainly lowers the risk of getting one's dinkle stuck in an awkward position (and we've all heard the stories about penis fractures) (I've actually met one: it had broken at a right-angle - ouch) (I am relieved to say it still worked. Very well in fact).

It would appear that sitting like this, according to many body-language experts, serves the function of marking one's territory: spread-out legs take up space - which shows other men potential dominance of the physical surroundings. (Much like being a tom-cat, but without the bad smell.) (Hopefully.) Perhaps this highlighting of the groin area is an evolutionary trait to show potential mates what's on offer: allowing one to 'check the goods' prior to purchase (always something one should do). As if a big arrow was pointing downwards, a man sitting with his legs apart seems to be saying, "Look at me. Here I am. This is my penis. Isn't it great?!" I can certainly see the advantage in that, but herein lies the problem: with men's groins so blatantly on show, a woman like me doesn't know where to look.

Let's be honest here: I like to look at men's crotches. This is no secret; I have no embarassment in admitting it. It's not that I am interested in seeing how big or small their penis might be - far from it - rather, it's just nice to see what's there. In a sort of knowing-which-side-it-might-be-lying type of way, or even I-wonder-what-it-would-look-like-hard-underneath-his-trousers kind of thing. Normal stuff, basically. So when faced with a Cock Bulge On Display Because A Man Is Sitting There With His Legs Wide Apart, where else is a woman supposed to fix her eyes? Yes, I've tried to look at a bloke's face, or his hands, or even his feet, but with such a prominent visual display of genitalia, I find it hard to rest my gaze anywhere else but there.

My male friends tell me they have a problem with women who wear low-cut tops; that with any cleavage in view, their eyes are drawn to it - even if they don't find the woman attractive, or worse, she's a friend, they still cannot help but look. I know this isn't just a hetrosexual thing: a gay mate of mine admitted to me he was captivated by my boobs and spent much of an evening peering down my top (with my blessing, I should add: it’s just the staring without permission that annoys me). So likewise, men's crotches: if they are going to sit like that, displaying their bulges to the world, where else do they expect us women to look, I ask you?

I find this situation most unsettling, because whilst I may be checking out a guy's groin, I am not necessarily doing so because I want to shag him, and I would hate for him to think that I did, just because he spotted me cock-gazing. It's just that it's there... to be looked at. And I do; I can't help it.

So in order to avoid being caught staring at your crotches, it would help me if all of you men stopped sitting like that, and instead pressed your legs together in a dignified manner, thus hiding your packages from view. It would be better for all that way I think.*

Thanking you in advance,
Yours sincerely, in dark glasses to hide her eyes,

*Unless of course you are in my flat because I am going to shag you, in which case, please do sit there with your legs wide apart and I will try to use telekinesis (or, failing that, some dirty-talk) to give you a hard-on under your trousers which I will thus grind myself against with great delight. Thank you

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Comment by Amber O'Daniel on March 2, 2011 at 11:15pm

 Why do ladies have to be the one coming up with all the ideas?

What are the men doing for the women, we already know we're sitting on gold mines............what the hell

Comment by Melody Andersen on February 27, 2011 at 5:36pm

ok I need some ideas to keep it spicy in the bedroom! Any help would be great! I want to keep my guy satisfied!! but no role playing or fetish stuff please! LOL

Comment by Marilyn Brown on February 26, 2011 at 10:26pm

What's the problem with dancing for your man. Keep it hot girl!!! Dance for him, and see what happens!!!!!

Comment by Denise.E on February 26, 2011 at 12:41pm

i see noone wanted to make the firts start lol so i guess i will be ....

how much sex should married couples have a week?

Comment by Diana on January 31, 2011 at 9:00pm

Ugenia, I agree completely!!! If you not feeling it Rebecca, do'nt do it!!!!

Comment by Madison O'Sullivan on January 31, 2011 at 8:43pm

Hi all, new member here. Seems like quite an interesting group...looking forward to it!

Madison

Comment by Ugenia M. Burkett on January 26, 2011 at 1:04pm

Rachel!!!OMG, this is how I solved the back dor action issue with me honei. I told him if that's what you desire allow me to  take 3 of my fingers and do some back door action to you so that you can understand what it feels like. He looked at me and bust out laughing because I think he got the clue of the amount of pain that coes along with the back door action. I'm open to try anything once but after that I start making suggestions on how to put him in my shoes. Man does his mind change quick..Just smile and come up with a cute suggestion that makes him relate to your pain:-)

Comment by Ugenia M. Burkett on January 26, 2011 at 1:00pm

Dana I to was molested as a child and ithad the opposite affect on me, they put a name to it  sex addict. If he loves you he will do what it takes to understand you  and your past hurts when it comes to sex. Yes, sex is important in a relationship but it's not all that matters. And if he leaves you because you don't share intimacy enough with him, just know he's not the person for you adn God will send that sensitive man who understands you and your needs. Pray about the situation and know that it will work it's way out. Stay encouraged..Genia

Comment by Karen Garner on January 7, 2011 at 11:04pm

Have you all discussed this? If he has bn with you for 8yrs, he is with u regardless. He obviously loves you. Best of luck! Counseling could help in dealing with past issues, if you believe in the process.

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